Yep, yeah! For a fifteen doller bill that hot tamale Grillo (in the flesh) will knock on somebody's door und deliver (but not de-liver) your message to its intended recipient, all the while tellin' jokes and doin' magic tricks and singin' and dancin' and leakin' baking soda from his clown suit and stinkin' up their porch and lowering property values.
Rememba, Grillo is a busy man and may not be reddily available at all times of the spur of a moment's drop of a hat's notice, so if yer message is timely like a birfday or a pretty view, make sure you put in yer order well in advance, Morgendorfer.
Your intendeded victim will also git a Grillo Surprise Package containing all manner of mysterious objects guaranteed to baffle and waffle even the most unrufflable buff, including a coveted free Bag of Secrecy!!!
This orfer is generally applicable to Kentucky. This offer is void wherever I say it is. This orfer is subject to Grillo getting drunk on fabric softener and going to the wrong house and getting arrested and calling you to pay his bail.
Contact grilloclown@gmail.com.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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Saturday, December 27, 2008
My Cactus Friend
Grillo has a cactus friend. You do not need to know the name of Grillo's cactus friend. It is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, LOPPY!!! You do not have a cactus friend. I do. This cactus friend is from Arizona but now he lives in Kentucky. Just like Grillo. If you knew anything at all about cactus friends you would know that Grillo's is the best. As if we care what you think anyway. Go away.
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